This is my blog, this is who I am and I won't change for anyone. I love driving, smoking, drinking, working, shopping, laughing and being with my best friends. They mean everything to me, end of. Right now my aims are to pass my driving test, get a new job, and to get into uni, so I apologize for being boring atm. But talk to me, I'm nice, honest ! :)
it’s been AGES. I’m fat and fed up currently :) you ?
haven’t been on tumblr in what feels like years ! But anyway, bored out of my head and in a sexual mood so answering these
1. Have you ever had intercourse? obviously
2. Oral sex? yes
3. Licked an ass? nope
4. Had your ass licked? nope
5. Stuck your tongue in their ass? ew
6. Swallowed cum? yeah it’s not as good as chocolate
7. Practiced bondage or BDSM? nope
8. Had anal sex? nope
9. Had an orgasm from anal sex? nooo
10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt? nope
11. Had sex with someone of the same sex? might have done..
12. Did a threesome? noo
13. Did a foursome? no way
14. Been in an orgy? no
15. Been in a gangbang? isn’t that the same thing ?
16. Had sex in public? outside but not in public
17. Snowballed? is it stupid to ask what that even is ?
18. Had your toes licked or sucked? no
19. Licked or sucked someones toes? no
20. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day? no
21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week? once. But what goes on on holiday stays on holiday.. doubt I’d do it again
22. Had cyber sex or phone sex? no
23. Reached on orgasm? yep
24. Watched porn? mhmm
25. Bought a dirty magazine? no
26. Posted nude pictures of you on the net? almost
27. Let someone video tape you having sex? noo
28. Had sex without protection? given my current state !
29. Had someone give you a cum facial or given someone a cum facial? no
30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers? no
31. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone? ew no
32. Had sex with a friend’s significant other? no
33. Ever did one of your significant other’s friends or relative? no
34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other? no
35. Made someone pass out from sex? no ?
36. Tasted your own cum? not on purpose
37. Masturbated? obviously
38. Let someone watch you? no
39. Ever showed you naked on cam? maybe
40. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on their period? no
41. Been ate or eaten someone? haven’t most people
42. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? no
43. Had sex in a vehicle? it’s a favourite of mine
44. Been caught having sex? not really
45. Paid for sex no
46. Used toys during sex? yeah
47. Used food? no
48. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex? not really
49. Ever been dominated in bed? not excessively
50. Ever had a wet dream? not really
51. Like to have your ass slapped during sex? gently
52. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten? kinda
53. Had sex with someone who you didn’t know their name? no
I’m actually quite boring in bed judging from this !
meant to be at work right now but still can’t move, stopped throwing up but still in so much pain even on strong painkillers I shouldn’t really be taking. :( so incredibly bored, if I can’t work next weekend I might actually cry. Pissedpissedpissed.
I have sun poisoning. I didn’t even know that existed !? But it hurts and it’s making me even more sick than I’ve been recentlty :( never thought I’d be worried about feeling skinny again, amazing how things change when your nto just worrying about yourself.
and yeah I’m gonna make it worse with ice cream. I’ll start eating healthy some other time :)
wooop! im chubby and have a belly but if its warm enough I so am! just gonna wear a baggy long Tshirt! p.s youre skinny as fuck!:(
you haven’t been at work…
hardly im working at quarrywood saturdays now and sometimes at oakwood but dont not come in cause of billy if thats why! His a knob Im not talking to him lol! and no way you are so paranoid about your weight I know what your like and aha no way size eight and tens mainly for me! I havent done proper exercise in over a year! and same think I might wear a dress and tights, that way if its sunny I can just whip the tights off!:) and espidrills and a wolly cardy or jumper x
nononono I’ve been at work, Billy hasn’t :) I’ve been in loads, need the money ! He’s avoiding me, I think Jade’s got him on house arrest LOL she’s gay I so won an argument with her after she had a go at me after we broke up and she found out about us. I saw him down the fair yesterday with her and Lil, and when he thought me and Jade weren’t looking he kept glancing over at me haha. But idc, I don’t want anything to do with either one of them despite now having half of his dna inside me.. hence being worried about looking podge lol ! :) anyway, aside from my trainwreck life, size 8 is skinny ! I can usually fit in size 8’s but 10’s more comfy, and tbh 12’s are even more comfy atm :$ lol I need a wooly cardi ! so needa go shopping. I think I might just wear whatever I can fit in and take a baggy top with me hmm..
good on you! and oh charlotte I will chat to you tomorrow! and sale in new look I got one for a fiver! they have loads xx
lol okk :) oh dear, more money I shouldn’t be spending but it so has to be done ! Need a new handbag too but I think I’ll stop there haha X
managed to get everything I needed sorted on payday, now Reading ticket next month then everything I manage to work for after that saaaaaaaave. Next 18 years of my life I’m gonna be deprived of shopping (for myself anyway) so gonna die !
although Neil said he’d help me out if I need it, so maybe my wardrobe doesn’t have no hope. Bless him, I clearly chose the wrong brother ;)
and yeah I’m gonna make it worse with ice cream. I’ll start eating healthy some other time :)
wooop! im chubby and have a belly but if its warm enough I so am! just gonna wear a baggy long Tshirt! p.s youre skinny as fuck!:(
you haven’t been at work…
hardly im working at quarrywood saturdays now and sometimes at oakwood but dont not come in cause of billy if thats why! His a knob Im not talking to him lol! and no way you are so paranoid about your weight I know what your like and aha no way size eight and tens mainly for me! I havent done proper exercise in over a year! and same think I might wear a dress and tights, that way if its sunny I can just whip the tights off!:) and espidrills and a wolly cardy or jumper x
nononono I’ve been at work, Billy hasn’t :) I’ve been in loads, need the money ! He’s avoiding me, I think Jade’s got him on house arrest LOL she’s gay I so won an argument with her after she had a go at me after we broke up and she found out about us. I saw him down the fair yesterday with her and Lil, and when he thought me and Jade weren’t looking he kept glancing over at me haha. But idc, I don’t want anything to do with either one of them despite now having half of his dna inside me.. hence being worried about looking podge lol ! :) anyway, aside from my trainwreck life, size 8 is skinny ! I can usually fit in size 8’s but 10’s more comfy, and tbh 12’s are even more comfy atm :$ lol I need a wooly cardi ! so needa go shopping. I think I might just wear whatever I can fit in and take a baggy top with me hmm..
nom pancakes ! (revelling in being a fatty for a few more days) ANYWAY. Gonna throw a fit if my stuff I ordered on express delivery don’t get here tommorrow. I’ll add ArtsSU, ANSgear and Specsavers to my complaints list and releash all my pent up anger on their sorry arses.
ok rant over.
going to the beach with some friends tommorrow, second day in one week of feeling young and sociable then haha, just hoping no-one decides to go nuts and go in the sea coz I look all podgy already when I take my clothes off :( LOL fml.
and yeah I’m gonna make it worse with ice cream. I’ll start eating healthy some other time :)
wooop! im chubby and have a belly but if its warm enough I so am! just gonna wear a baggy long Tshirt! p.s youre skinny as fuck!:(
you haven’t been at work recently have you ? Finding someone that doesn’t know fast travelling gossip is like finding big-foot lol, not gonna be skinny for long, you haven’t seen my podgy baby belly ! lol (wish I could see your face right now :p ) baggy top is good idea though ! I dunno what to wearrr :( & p.s. fuck off your skinny as a lamppost lol
going to the beach with some friends tommorrow, second day in one week of feeling young and sociable then haha, just hoping no-one decides to go nuts and go in the sea coz I look all podgy already when I take my clothes off :( LOL fml.
and yeah I’m gonna make it worse with ice cream. I’ll start eating healthy some other time :)
ah I keep forgetting about tumblr ! I’ll vent every now and then, don’t have the time or energy to properly blog anymore
but ANYWAY, woo my life’s over and I have a couple of months left if I’m lucky at work. Life sucks ballssssss and so does my ex.
hate. every. single. male. on. this. planet.
how stupid of me to think I found a decent guy that would stick around. let’s blow some cash, comfort eat, make out with someone I shouldn’t some more, sing at the top of my lungs to All Time Low, and sort out moving to London in September, that’ll make me feel better, yeah plan.
I have a really bad habit of neglecting tumblr when I’m busy, I’m sorry ! xxx
Psssh. Even on a not so beautiful day, you're pretty damn gorgeous.
